Posh Spice will show her denim and sunglass line at Holt Renfrew tomorrow and I have five minutes with her. What could I possibly ask that hasn’t been asked yet? How can I get anything good in five minutes? What question would lead to the best quote from her Toronto visit? Is there something I could ask that would have a scandalous answer all over the world?

Here are some I’ve been pondering:

• Would you consider designing a plus-sized clothing line for your chubbier fans? Maybe call it PoshPudge?
• Do you actually know how to sew?
• How much time did you spend sketching illustrations for your designs? Even more to the point, who is your designer?
• Do you really think we need another celebrity ghost-designed brand of jeans?
• Can you tell me the differences between woven and knit fabrics?
• Do you want any of the Spice Girls wearing your brand? Do you think any of them want to wear your brand?

Those would be fun to ask, but I know I’ll end up kissing her ass and asking some lame thing about her design process and inspiration. Those are always the best standby questions.