Jezebel gave away the best fashion writing secret by posting a glossary of oft-used, void-of-any-meaning descriptors! The glamour words (Bold! Crisp! Important! Jaunty! Nostalgic!) always came in handy, though I have never used Jaunty!, but now I’m going to have to find some new empty-fashion words.

Maybe I’ll have to write an entire story using the entire glossary and create an entire story of nothing. What publication would be best for that one? What designer would be deserving of such an honour? I can sense that I’m going to have to put a lot of effort into this nothing story.

Now my head is going in circles wondering if all my stories are nothing. I hate it when I get like this and actually think hard about the social, political, economic, and environmental impact – or lack of – that my career has on the world.

Forget it. Time for a snowball cocktail at the Hyatt Roof Lounge. I always find answers in Godiva white chocolate liqueur.