How was I supposed to focus on clothes when he sat right across from me? Everyone fawned over him: Brad “The Basher” Brine, star of the Montreal Canadiens.

My ex-husband.

Why was he there? I don’t go to his hockey games; why would he go to a fashion show?

Then I saw it. In his eyes. They lit up when new baby-model du jour, Mimi M. stomped down the runway. Yesterday’s puck bunny.

My ex is dating a 19-year-old model!

At least I looked hot in a Marie-Genevieve Cyr dress I scooped from her Project Runway collection.