Usually I love relaxing on Porter Airlines, the most civilized airline I’ve ever travelled, but wouldn’t you know who was on my flight? Mimi M. That girl is everywhere.

While I was trying to write my Montreal review, she had the nerve to sit next to me and tell me how she grew up in Airdrie Alberta, but learned all about fashion through my columns and TV appearances. Then she kept asking what would be on my Montreal Trends list (apparently she lives by my lists). Could she not feel my laser eyes on her each time she hit the catwalk over the week? Young girls can be so stupid.

At least she got off in Toronto and I got to continue to New York. On Monday I need to cover Bendel’s legendary Open See Designer Casting.