All day I received abusive phone calls and text telling me to leave Cannes. I told my editor, who confessed that Fiona was the reporter who I replaced. Obviously she’s not taking that well and the last thing I need is to her to go completely nuts and kill my rabbit (I know she’d do it!), so I’m going home.

I feel bad about is missing Atom Egoyan’s Adoration premiere tomorrow and seeing all the gowns at the – ooops! I mean attending - the amFAR benefit. I was looking forward to both.

At least I got to meet Harrison Ford and catch up with Gwyneth Paltrow.

I’m so happy I wore a picture-perfect bespoke dress from Gadabout beside the gorgeous Mr. Ford. With that original dress and Stuart Weitzman shoes from Brown’s new Bloor Street Flagship Store, we made a stunning couple. I’m sure Calista didn’t mind!

It is truly hard to keep up with Gwyneth, but in my Susie dress from the Little Black Dress Shop, Red Joelle Air pumps by Cole Haan from Ron White, I managed to garner my own attention. Andrea Golden’s series of Circle accessories totally helped. Not all eyes were on movie stars in Cannes.

I’m coming home now, Lady Miss Angora!