I have always been supportive of aging gracefully and eschewing plastic surgery, but if becoming part of the Restyline Retinue means I’ll get a TV show, perhaps I should do it. I don’t know; I think I look sophisticated and glamourous as it is. But then the producers threatened to bring in Mimi M. to host and have me write and produce if I don’t get any anti-aging procedures.

Mimi M? Would she do that to me? She seems to like me, but then again, she seemed to like Fiona and then totally turned on her.

I need a weekend to analyze this situation.