Fiona’s messages made me realize that I’ve got to make the television show a success at all costs, so I’m going to give in to producers and get a touch of Botox.

It makes me nervous that it is called Botulinum toxin, a bacterium that causes meat poisoning, but so many friends and colleagues have reported on or tried it, but I’m still kind of worried. Nevertheless, I think I’ve got to do it.

What if it freezes my face?

What if I like it?

What if I become a plastic surgery addict?