I feel bizarre, tingly, and kind of frozen after returning from my very first Botox treatment. A clinic got me in on short notice because I offered to write an article for them. Of course I won’t admit in the article that I actually had the procedure, but I can conclude that it isn’t that bad. It kind of felt like a bee sting, though, which, of course, is not pleasant, but not that bad.

Now I just have to deal with guilt-ery, feelings of guilt after plastic surgery. I vowed to age gracefully and with sophistication, but now I’m cheating.