Rags and Mags

What did I do? My lips aren’t pleasantly plump, bee-stung, or pillowy. They are obese and practically bursting from my face. They were okay when I left my condo, but while I was running errands (I had to pick up some fresh flowers!), I kept noticing strange looks. A child in a stroller looked at me and screamed. When I was outside Sassafras, some paparazzi yelled, “Is that Lucinda McRuvy? What’s wrong with her face?”

I ran home and discovered the horrible truth: I have fish lips. Oh, the embarrassment! I’m going to have to hide out… how long will it take for the swelling to subside?