Dear, sweet Bernie is the best friend a girl could have. He confronted Mimi M. about my lip procedure, and while he was there, he noticed a photo of her with Fiona from the Mille Femmes party. Always one for detail, he immediately zoned in on the MAC Russian Red lipstick smudged on Fiona’s fingertips draped around Mimi M.’s shoulder.
It was the exact same shade used to vandalize her own photo! She did it to get sympathy since the expose made her look so bad.
Since she exposed me, should I turn around and expose her?
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1 Bernie Debt // Jul 21, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Damn right you should! And then maybe pick up a little MAC for yourself. I love ya but the kisser is still looking a little over plumped and that shade should hide the unfortunate discolouration around your mouth. Better the Yorkville crowd thinks your attempting to channel some new monied Ruski than a girl named Gina on her way to VM Last Call.
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