Bernie’s gossip addiction always serves me well. It seems Mimi M. told everyone that she convinced me to get too-pouty lip injections so she could take over the show! What am I going to do with her, Fiona, and the show?

With that information, I realize now that Lady Miss Angora was just trying to protect me from Mimi M. and the wrong career path. She only acted out with that wannabe journalist around, when we talked television, or suggested surgery. Sigh. There is a hole in my heart where Lady Miss Angora belongs. A chameleon could never replace her.