Since I decided to give up television, the universe is sending signs that I am doing the right thing and writing is the career path I was meant to pursue. A publisher I met at dinner the other night called to enquire about my interest in writing a “Sophisticated City” book on etiquette and style. I’ve been waiting forever for that offer, especially lately since I feel that television is below my intelligence and experience level.

Not only that, but I’ve been offered a guest fashion editing spot! I’m going to work on the most opulent street-chic spread this country has ever seen! I’m back!

But what do I tell Mimi M. and my producer? How will I get out of my contract?