Oh dear. Fiona’s in trouble again. Someone found Fiona’s raw footage of Lady Miss Angora’s attack and posted it on YouTube. What a surprise it was to see Fiona berating Lady Miss Angora by calling her a scruffy little punk bunny who lost her haute. She also tried to make her wear a collar from PetSmart, of all places. Show sponsor or not, Fiona should have known that Lady Miss Angora would never sport a mass market accessory. I support Lady Miss Angora’s actions completely. To reward her for standing up for herself, I gave her a present: A Gucci studded collar. Now she can combine her new attitude with high style.

Fiona also received a present for her actions: a pie in the face from PETA.