Aaaahhhhhh! All the reviews are TERRIBLE!  I didn’t think anything could be worse than only getting one review like last season!  Even Bernie Debt doesn’t have much nice to say about me this season, unless you think the following review is nice:

“For her second collection, Max Velosse showed what can only be described as a Drag Queen’s flea sale. While I do love a Queen, each outfit had too much of everything, plus the bedazzled kitchen sink. This is one multiple-personality designer.”

Aaargh! And Sandee got a bunch of great reviews for her Xena Warrior Princess/Wonder Woman collection! What’s she doing right that I’m doing wrong?