The third Fashion Mafia Commandment is: Do not have any other gods before us and all Parisian fashion houses established before 1945.

Hmmm….if the ultra-chic woman I met in Las Vegas is any indication of the entire Fashion Mafia Family, I already worship her style. And I have always considered established Parisian houses as the only ones to watch.

Perhaps the Fashion Mafia is where I belong. I certainly do empathize with its appreciation of luxury and beauty. I wonder what could be so wrong with the organization?

But why would I ever require a designer handgun?