So I was out at Sweaty Betty’s tonight with Elmo and Sandee and there was this crazy drunk chick named Vivian who was a friend of some friend of Sandee’s. Anyway, she totally started hitting on Elmo! Okay, so whatever he and I have going on isn’t really defined or anything, but how could she be flirting with him when I was right there? I shut her down by giving Elmo the longest, hottest kiss ever. When we finished, she moved in on the bartender.

Sandee told me that she owns a fashion PR business called PitchBitch PR and that we should probably be nice to her. But who wants to be nice to such a trainwreck, what the Hell!