While holiday shopping in Rosedale today with Lady Miss Angora, Fiona “just happened” to bump into us. She wanted to take us to Lakes for lunch, but Lady Miss Angora was too agitated for me to contemplate accepting her offer. We left her on the sidewalk.

Upon our return to our condominium, I received a text message from Tracee Smithers:

We do not need to warn you about Fiona Newsome, but pay attention to her every move. She has wanted to become a member of the Fashion Mafia for quite some time but has never proven herself to be more than a wannabe and cold, hard, bitch. She suspects your involvement with the organization and will do anything for more information.