Toronto’s leading Pet Psychiatrist, Dr. Frumenta, agreed to see Lady Miss Angora since she has nearly nibbled one entire side of her custom-designed Gucci bunny bag. I let the two talk for some time, then the good doctor allowed me in for a joint session, where I discussed my feelings of disappointment with my sweet little bunny rabbit. I told her I lost respect for her due to the destruction of such a fabulous luxury item.

Lady Miss Angora held her head down, but then jumped out of my lap and into the office corner. Dr. Frumenta concluded that I am the owner of a depressed bunny in need of attention and suggested an array of new holiday outfits, along with attendance at holiday parties.

When we left the office, we immediately stopped at Lady Miss Angora’s spa and picked up some lovely festive capes and we planned our holiday parties. When we arrived home, she did snuggle up to the zebra-print cape and fell asleep. I think she felt better, but I am not quite sure.