Just got this e-mail from Vivian. Can’t wait for her to get me in all the magazines and make me a fashion star!

Heya, u talented beeyotch! How was sun and surf in Cancun? Hope all that vacationing is out of ur system b/c we’re gonna work hard. Read attached  proposal. Lets talk.

Bises,
Viv

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